Skydiving Giraffe

My ugly animal would be a skydiving giraffe. Just because that would be aweosme. Then it would land on someone because he couldn't figure out how to pull the string. Because he is a giraffe. The person it landed on would make his death the most random death ever. There is not a more random way to die. Not even if you died from assult by meat it would not beat dying from a skydiving giraffe.

My class

My students would be alowed to do anything they wanted all day long but at the end of the day they would have to have done math and have an essay done.

Person

If I could add anybody to the class, I would add Taylor Lautner. I would add him cause he is super duper hot! I like Taylor so I would add him to the class and he's older than me so he can teach me math.Ya. I know my plan rocks.

Alphabet

aa - a
ab - b
ac - c
ad - d
ae - e
af - f
ag - g
ah - h
ai - i
aj - j
ak - k
al - l
am - m
an - n
ao - o
ap - p
aq - q
ar - r
as - s
at - t
au - u
av - v
aw - w
ax - x
ay - y
az - z
AGaaababy
AAalananaa
ATaeasasaa
AHaaalaeay
AMas. ASauamamaear
ABaraeanadaaan

He threw three balls
Mr. Tounge Twister tried to twist his tounge to try to twist and turn to talk to say the letter T
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us

Zebra Bob

Zebra Bob was amazing. He was beautiful but not very nice. Then, zebras were only black and he was the most beautiful black you have every seen. If you weren't black, they killed you. Then one day, he met Sarah. She was beautiful too but only white. She was not black at all. She showed him how to be nice and kind. Then they ran away together and then they had a black and white stiped babby then she died and then their baby was Bambie.

No More Rocking! Carleigh Marino GONE!!!

Carleigh Marino is nowhere to be found! There will be no more rocking or anime talk in this school! Carleigh Marino is MIA for unknown reasons! Will she come back? Noone knows! But for now at least, the rocking girl is no more!

Ya

Well heres what happened. See i was like oh no im not and she was like oh yes you are. Then ii was dressed like a chiken and then i was mad. So then i went home and i was mad cause my bridesmaid dress was going to be purple and i hate purple. Then i was really mad then i had to go run some errends. Then when i came back they said that the bride was dead. I was so sad cause i like i dont know liked her and stuff. Everyone else was sad and stuff too cause they didn't even get to see what color the bridesmaids dresses were cause she didn't show anyone. I know who killed her. Who was it? Me.

Bored

I was really bored but i didn't want to get fired so i decided not to get caught. So i stole a can of spray paint and went out side to "smoke" (i don't smoke) and went around back. I took the spray paint and just spray painted the whole back of the gas station purple. Then i went back inside and got another can of spray paint and went back around to the back to "smoke" and then i spray painted black polka dots all over the back of the gas station. Then my boss would come out to accually smoke and i hid and when he was the back of the gas station he fainted and i called 911 and told then he fainted and then he died and then i was the boss and then i made the whole gas staition purple with black dots and then i got 100000 times more people and then i was rich the end.

Blog

Timothy rode through the town on his bicycle, waving to everyone he saw. He saw lots of people, people running, people walking dogs but as he turned to wave to his neighbor, he didn't see what was coming right at him. He ran smack into a pole and broke every bone in his body. He would have died but his will to live was strong. He wanted to be alive to say goodbye to his mother. He opened his eyes and he was still on the side walk when he fell. he crawled to his house, determined to say goodbye. He knocked on the door so softly that it almost couldn't be heard, but his mother heard it. She opened the door and say her son laying there. She cried out and fell to the floor next to him. He clasped his hand in hers and said his final words, the words he hadn't sayed in the three years they had fought constantly. He said "I love you mom".... And then he was gone.
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Timothy rode through the town on his bicycle, waving to everyone he saw. Then he turned onto an unmarked road that looked dark and dangerous compared to the vibrant city he had just riden through. Then, he stopped his bike abruptly and pulled off to the side, where he waited and checked his wathc several times. Then and unmarked van pulled onto the road and continued until it got to where he was standing.
"Here, now where is my cash" said a rough voice as the owner of the voice pushed a medium sized woman toward Timothy.
"Here's your cash" Timothy said and shoved a bag at the rough voiced man. After a few min of counting the man got into the van again and drove away. Tim pulled a knife out of his bag and the woman, thinking Tim was going to free him sighed and relaxed. Tim turned her around, as if to do just that, and then quickly slit her throught, killing his mother.

Gabby and Tessa and Haley and Brendan and Alanna

Alanna: I can SO totally do this!
Tessa: Umm...
Haley: No you can't
Gabby: Im not so sure...
Brendan: You will die
Alanna: No I will be able to survive just fine! Hmph!
Brendan: I vill kill you in your sleep
Tessa: No you wont cause thats RUDE!
Haley: Everything is rude to you Tessa
Tessa: Yes it is!
Alanna: Excuse me, I WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE. AND i can do it better than you!
Gabby: Fine, then go off by yourself and camp and the rest of us will camp together. Come back when you are ready.
Alanna: FINE! I will see you when my week is up!
Haley: BYE!
(Alanna leaves)
Tessa: I wonder how long she will last?
Alanna: *Ahem*
Haley: What?
Alanna: I need the tent and my brush and all the food and stuff! DUH!
Brendan: No you get this much food (not very much food) and your clothes and that's it.
Alanna: WHAT?!?!?! I cant survive with this! I need the rest of the stuff.
Haley: If you are gonna survive you can't have all of our stuff too.
Alanna: FINE!
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Brendan: Wow im impressed! Alanna has been gone for (checks time) 30 min!
Haley: She'll be back!
Tessa: Yep!
Gabby: Uh Huh!
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Alanna: Well since I'm gonna be here a while, I need to talk to someone!
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Haley: Wonder what Alanna is doing...
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Alanna: Muhahaha!! My creation is compleate! Wilson! Speak!
Wilson: ........*silence*........
Alanna: I agree.
~ (one week later)
Haley: Wow! Alanna mad it through a whole week!
Tessa: Ya I didn't think she would last that long!
Gabby: Me either!
Brendan: Maybe we should check on her to make sure she's not like dead or anything.
Haley: Ya we should.
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Alanna: Must..... survive...... (then she dies)
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Gabby: This way!
Tessa: Here's her tent... LALA!!!
Brendan: I'll go in.
Haley: Ok.
*Brendan goes in*
*Brendan comes back out*
Brendan: You guys may want to see this...
*All go in*
*All scream*
Haley: *pukes*
Tessa: *pukes because Haley pukes*
Gabby: Oh My God!
*All run out*
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The End

Dialago

Tessa: Hi Brendan
Brendan: Not Hello
Tessa: What???
Brendan: What?
Tessa: What did you say?
Brendan: What did who say?
Tessa: You!
Brendan: Who?
Tessa: Arg! Nevermind
Brendan: Mhmmmmm!
Tessa: Your weird
Brendan: That's right
Tessa: What?
Brendan: What?
Tessa: STOP DOING THAT! ITS RUDE!!!
Brendan: *laughing* Stop doing what?
Tessa: That!
Brendan: What?
Tessa: That!
Brendan: What?
Tessa: THAT!
Brendan: What?
Ms. Summer: What's happening here?
Tessa: Brendan's being rude!
Ms. Summer: No Stars for you!

Hall of Fame

If I could make a hall of fame for anything it would be the 80's Hits Hall of Fame!!! I would have songs like Boys of Summer, Love Bites, Pour Some Sugar on Me, Right Round, Final Countdown, Rock Me Amadeus, Little Lies, Died in Your Arms, Don't Dream It's Over, Run To You, I Want To Know What Love Is, Waiting For A Girl Like You, Invisible Touch, Got My Mind Set On You, Here Comes The Sun, and many, many, many more. They would all be songs that I like that were 80's hits. There would be lots of awesome songs and it would play 80's hit all the time for always. There would also be a kids section where there would be a stage and they could play while parents went to the adult section. In the adult section there would be brushes to sing with, a stage to play on, and a bar where they could have drinks to make them more interesting.

Plane Food

Plane food is disgusting, gross and absolutely inedible. If nothing else it is horribly repulsive. I HATE PLANE FOOD!!! They should have better food on planes after all it is expensive to fly; they should at least show their appreciation for our business by giving us good quality food like Cesar salads and lifesavers (their yummy!). They should also provide gum so your ears can pop. I mean like what if you forgot to get gum and your ears couldn?t pop and your ears hurt for however long the plane ride is? That?s just plain rude (Tessa)! It would be much better to just give us the stuff!

The Great Escape

See when i fell in the mine shaft I decided to see if there was a way out so i walked over and felt up all the walls as far up as i could. About 10 min into this I felt a door with the tip of my longest finger. Then I wove the dental floss into a ladder and put the socks on the bottom so it wouldn't slip. Then I got bored so I took a break and ate some pretzals. Then I used the mini flashlight to look up and I saw a key hole. I put my key in the hole and guess what? IT TURNED! Then I walked out of the door and right back into the mine shaft! It just went back to where it started! Then I woke up.

Hitler and Gandhi

Mein Idee von Gl?ck T?ten Judren - Adolf Hitler
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Gandhi
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Adolf: I KILL YOU!!!!
Gandhi: Relax my child you will one day see that you must be peaceful to all people. Until that day farewell.
Adolf: WHAT!!! YOU DO NOT GO AWAY FROM ME!!!!! BOW TO ME, SALUTE ME, SHOW YOUR FEAR FROM ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!!!
Gandhi: To show fear is to give up. I will never give up while my people need me. You will have to kill me.
Adolf: OKAY!!!!! }:) *Poke, Poke, Poke, Poke*
Gandhi: OW!!! I DID NOT SAY TO POKE ME YOU *censored*!!!!! I SAID TO KILL ME!!!!!!! &#$@!!!!! OW!!!!!!! *Ahem* I mean uh please don't do that it is very rude.
Adolf: }:) He, he, he!!! }:)

The Secrets of Brilliant Students

How to be a brilliant student. If you are reading this you are either a parent, in which case you should stop reading right now because you can't force your child into submision and you shouldn't even try. If you are still reading you are either a dork or trying to impress someone in which case you should also stop reading now, that's right just close the book..... Your still reading...... Good. You have just learned the first lesson, be persistant. Ask questions and if you don't get the answer, ask again. In this book you will learn how to take your grades from sad.... To satisfactory! (And if you don't know what satisfactory means, your really dumb and this won't help you at all, you need special help (joking (sorta)))

Similies

She was scared, as scared as a mouse being chased by a cat. She was also furious, as mad as a momma bear seperated from her cubs. Her baby was with that monster and he was gonna hurt her if she didn't do exactly what she wanted. The officers burst through the door and she was free. She ran and found her baby with her mouth duct-taped looking very scared. She untied her and took the duct-tape off her mouth and her baby hugged her like she was freezing and her momma was the fire.

*Person enters insane asylum with other person*
"Are you a doctor?" one of them askes quietly.
"Yes" said the doctor
"We need help! My mother is very sick"
"Oh, sorry I only cure healthy people" said the doctor.
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"Did you just set that guy on fire!?!?!"
"Ya"
"WHY?!?!?"
"Well, that guy was cold and needed a fire and had some firewood but didn't have a match"
"Why didn't you just give him a match!!!!"
"Well I read that if you give a man a match, he will be warm for a second, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm forever!"
*Smacks head*

Body Language

Ronnie stood in the door way, the boldest of the new kindergardeners but still only brave enough to stand a foot or so in front of his mother. Tyler cowered behind her mother with only her eyes left to peek out at Ronnie and the other children. Mrs. Tyler's mom grabbed Tyler's hand and pulled a struggling Tyler in front of her to introduce Tyler to Ronnie. Ronnie watched curiously as Tyler was convinced to meet him. They both quietly said hi and shook hands, then they hesitantly held hands and walked to sit on the circle.
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So there you have it, a fictional kindergarten first day.

Celebrity

If I could be any celebrity I would by Pauley Perret because she has an awesome job. I would love to play her part on NCIS because it is a fun part to play. I also like her cause she is 40 and she looks like she is 20. I want to look like that when I'm 40!!

My dream car

My dream car is a porsh 911 turbo. I would like it to either be yellow with a black leather interior or silver with a black leather interior. It will be my baby. I think it is one of the most beautiful things known to man. It is very, very pretty.

Where's the Sequel?

My favorite commercial is where is there is a little girl and her mom is always pointing to her nose and saying "Nose" and the girl never says nose and in the end the little girl sits next to her big dog and points to his nose and says "Nose". My sequel would be The little girl when she is older and has a little girl of her own and tries to teach her to say nose and the little girl isn't saying it. She calls her mom and askes how her mom got her to say nose. Then her mom would tell her about the grape juice and then the new mother would start giving her little girl the grape juice and then she says "Nose".

Foreshadowing

*creepy music* *pant, pant* "No! No! Please NO!!! AGH!!!" *bang! bang!*......
"Whew, glad that's over!" said Jenny
"Ya, that was the best episode yet!" I said
"Well, I'll see you later, I have to go home to the kids." Jenny drawled in her country accent.
"Ya I should turn in too. Night!" I said cheerily.
"Bye!" said Jenny, also content.
I hear the door open and then click shut. I go to my room and slip into my silk pajamas, thinking about the new episode of my favorite murder show. I hear Jenny's car start up just like every other Wednesday night, but she doesn't drive away quickly tonight. I think that maybe she forgot something. So, I walk briskly back to the living room, the silk brushing gently against my skin. I get to the living room and stop. I quickly grab the remote and push the power button to turn it off for the night. Suddenly, I hear Jenny's scream! I run to the door and fling it open. I hear her scream again, this time calling for me!
"Linsey! Linsey, help me!"
She screams once more and I see some one on the grass with a knife to her throat. He slashes the knife and she screams, which is quickly cut off by a gross wet gurgling sound. Her scream is silenced by torents of blood gushing from her neck. The man jumps into her car and races away, his tires screeching as I run to the body of my best friend.

Some Friend

If I was someeones friend, I would not stab them at all because that is rude. If I had to stab some one i would stab them gently and in like the toe or something so technically I would be stabbing them from like the bottom or something.

When I was your age...

When I was your age I was way too obsessed with how I looked even though I looked a lot better than I do now. You should go have fun and play more and worry less. I would like to study more about computers and worry less about makeup. Thats it so just go play and have fun.

Game Play

I think the best game ever would be a game where you get oreos every time you roll dice and move a piece. It would be awesome cause you would get lots and lots of oreos. It would be a huge hit and get a lot of people to play it. It would be good for kids and parents would hate it but parents would get it for their kids anyway.

3 cents for 1 penny?!?!?!?!

It's true (probably) they might stop making pennies because it cost 3 cents to make 1 penny. I think this is good because then we will have more money to spend on other things. Like shoes... and ya know..... other stuff....

Thesis

The more you email, the less you write letters. Obvioiusly if you write emails to your friends you don't send them hand-writen letters. In my oppinion this is a major improvement, because you don't get writers cramp if you are typing and you can write longer letters. Emails are also quicker that letters so you can have more of a conversation that letters that take days to get to another person.

Allegory: The Rocking

Last Year there was a fox named Caitlin. She was an orange fox. She liked to rock back and forth. The rest of the animals in the forest wanted her to stop racking but she just said "Meh!". One day the little pink bunny named Brenda went up to Caitlin and and said "Caitlin, stop rocking!" in his manly voice but she just "MEH!". The next day the kind loving wonderful tiger kindly asked Caitlin to stop rocking but again she just said "Meh!". The next day the purple butterfly named Haly asked Caitlin to stop rocking but Caitlin said "MEH!". Caitlin then had to go far away never to be seen agian!

Halloween

My Birthday
Cat
Black
Scary
Ghost
Fun

My birthday is near Halloween
Halloween remindes me of black but not green
I have a pretty black cat
I haven't yet seen a ghost
If it was scary I'd have a reason to boast
If holidays had numbers Halloween would have the most

.....That was a super lame poem but whatever.......

Similies and Metephors

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances; ? (William Shakespeare, As You Like It, 2/7)
This is a metaphor from one of the most wonderful writers in history. He was as gangsta as Lilly's purple plastic purse. Tessa is as gangsta as a bunny. Alanna is as gangsta is as Tigger. Brendan is as gangsta as a karbonder 98 k. I am as gangsta as rap music. Gas is a monster that is destroying our enviornent (that was lame but now im done).

Igloo Living

I would bring my iPhone, it would entertain me for a long time and it would allow me to keep in touch with the rest of the world. I would bring my iPhone charger because for obvious reasons I need to charge my iPhone. I would bring a router so that I could connect to the internet and stay in touch with the world. I would bring a trunk of books so I could stand being there. The last thing I would bring is the rest of the world's population because then life would be more interesting.

Public Relations Manager

My goals for public relations manager would be to do the best I can. I would like to establish good conections with the Middle School class and the rest of the school as well as with the parents. I think that keeping good communications with other parties is essencial in keeping the other parties content.

The Best and the Worst

My favorite artist is Lil Weezy and my least favorite artist is Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus.

The reason for me is their voice, Miley Cyrus has a voice that is supposed to be good and natural but it is just fake and even then it still doesn't sound good. Lil Weezy uses machines to make his voice sound different but he doesn't ever claim it's normal. Lil Weezy also finds better beats for his songs then Miley does.Lil Wanye makes songs that sound good and not too pop-like.

I think one reason that i like Lil Weezy instead of Miley Cyrus is because Lil Weezy sounds cooler and make me want to listen to them more, where as Miley Cyrus's songs give me the opposite affect. It makes me want to stop listening imediately. If Miley Cyrus's songs sounded more like Lil Weezy's did, then I might like her songs more.

Tipical day in August

HALLA!!! This is what a day is like in FL in August. First of all you must know that there is an exceedingly large amount of warmth coming from the big ball of fire in the sky. Then you must conclude that we do usually spend some time inside ecpecially during the noon hours (12 - 1). This is the time we work on school work and such. Put all the images together and you have an August day.

Lunch

So today at lunch Brendan decided it woulda good idea to steal my Oreos (which Tessa had been begging for all lunch) and give them to Tessa. So he did that and I lunged across the table to get to her. She pulled it behind her, broke it in half, and stuck one half in her mouth and put her Oreo on her container for me. Then Haley, who had been watching the whole time, jumped in and stole Tessas Oreo and stuck the whole thing in her mouth. Tessa then gave me the other half of my Oreo and Brendan said "Wow, I wouldn't have stolen it if I knew it would get that crazy!"

Hi Peoples!!!! IM BACK!!!!

Hi I know I haven't mad a post in a while but today is special!! Megan Foxx is staring in the next Transformers movie!! Even though she is supposed to be, like, stick skinny for her next photoshoot. In Florida this guy through his 5 month-old baby out his car window and onto a highway. So anyway, im back and follow me, post comments.

~Love~

Gabby

Love Quote of the Day: "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun! Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun"

This quote is from Romeo and Juliet. So today I have nothing to do I want to sleep but I have to get throught my day. I'm really bored. I learned how to dance by "going to the movies" and "squishing a bug". Strange but it worked. My dog is very funny, she is now trying to eat a ball. If you have any questions leave a comment.

What I Learned Today 3/23/09

Today I learned how to make a blog. I also learned that today there was a shooting today and one person was injured. So far my blog is... well... new. Today 3/23/09 as I said I learned how to make a blog and that is just about it. A man was also shot and killed by an officer after he stabbed a k-9 officer. I feel bad for the poor dog. That's all I wanted to say today 3/23/09 this is Gabby, and you've just been filled in.