Skydiving Giraffe

My ugly animal would be a skydiving giraffe. Just because that would be aweosme. Then it would land on someone because he couldn't figure out how to pull the string. Because he is a giraffe. The person it landed on would make his death the most random death ever. There is not a more random way to die. Not even if you died from assult by meat it would not beat dying from a skydiving giraffe.