*Person enters insane asylum with other person*
"Are you a doctor?" one of them askes quietly.
"Yes" said the doctor
"We need help! My mother is very sick"
"Oh, sorry I only cure healthy people" said the doctor.
~
"Did you just set that guy on fire!?!?!"
"Ya"
"WHY?!?!?"
"Well, that guy was cold and needed a fire and had some firewood but didn't have a match"
"Why didn't you just give him a match!!!!"
"Well I read that if you give a man a match, he will be warm for a second, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm forever!"
*Smacks head*